1 00:00:01,967 --> 00:00:03,279 - ARE YA READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,313 --> 00:00:04,970 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,489 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,523 --> 00:00:08,594 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:11,356 - OHHHH... 6 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:13,772 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA ♪ 7 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,050 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:17,338 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:19,778 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,652 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,609 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:26,026 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,028 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,822 [kids and pirate] - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪ 15 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:31,997 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪ 16 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,999 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪ 17 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,589 [pirate] - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪ 18 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:39,556 HA, HA! HA, HA, HA! 19 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:41,938 [nose tooting like whistle] 20 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:49,566 [cheery music] 21 00:00:49,601 --> 00:00:57,540 ♪ 22 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:58,817 - GOOD MORNING, PATRICK. 23 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,267 - HEY, SPONGEBOB. 24 00:01:00,301 --> 00:01:01,854 - YOU READY FOR SOME FUN, OLD PAL? 25 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:03,373 - I SURE AM, OLD BUDDY. 26 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:06,238 - HEY, HERE COMES FUN NOW. 27 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:12,244 [screaming] 28 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:15,765 [screaming continues] 29 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:18,699 [squeaking like dolphins] 30 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:20,977 [laughing] 31 00:01:21,011 --> 00:01:22,634 OH, WOW. 32 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,532 IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT. 33 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:27,397 - YEAH, I LOVE BOAT SCREAMING. 34 00:01:27,432 --> 00:01:28,398 OH, HEY, HEY, HEY! 35 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,883 HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE! 36 00:01:30,918 --> 00:01:32,885 - [screaming] 37 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:33,886 [snap!] 38 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,336 - HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE. 39 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,890 - [screaming] 40 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,340 - [screaming] 41 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:40,479 [engine buzzing] 42 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:41,825 - [sighing] 43 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:42,999 [engine puttering] 44 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,449 [sighing lower] 45 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:45,484 [wheel squeaking] 46 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,176 - [barely breathing] 47 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,487 - MORONS. 48 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:49,661 [engine rumbling] 49 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:51,318 - EE, EE, EE, EE! 50 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:53,699 - [screaming] 51 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:54,873 [screaming insanely] 52 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:57,047 [honk! ding! clunk!] 53 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:58,497 [engine whirring] 54 00:01:58,532 --> 00:02:00,810 [screaming] 55 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:04,883 - WOULD YOU TWO MIND STOPPING WITH YOUR BABY GAMES? 56 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,782 DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU IT'S THE BREAK OF DAWN? 57 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:09,370 - OH, GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD. 58 00:02:09,405 --> 00:02:11,096 YEAH, PATRICK HERE TOLD ME. 59 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,581 - WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA GROW UP? 60 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:15,100 - HOW DO YOU PLAY THAT? 61 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,723 - OH! MAYBE SQUIDWARD CAN COME DOWN 62 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:19,553 AND TEACH US HOW TO PLAY IT! 63 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:23,384 THAT'LL BE REALFUN, WON'T IT, PATRICK? 64 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:24,834 [honk] 65 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:26,836 - [snoring] 66 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:28,182 HUH. 67 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:30,391 [barking] 68 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:31,427 [snoring] 69 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:32,566 [boink] 70 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,223 - [gasps] 71 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:36,570 - AAAAAaaaaaooo. 72 00:02:36,604 --> 00:02:38,537 WHEH... HEH. 73 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:39,583 IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT PATRICK 74 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:42,576 PLAYING ALONG, TOO. 75 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:45,026 [donk donk] 76 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,338 ALL RIGHT, PATRICK. 77 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:48,651 YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. 78 00:02:48,685 --> 00:02:50,653 [poink poink] 79 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:51,930 - YEOOOOW! 80 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,001 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 81 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:56,245 - PATRICK! YOU HAVE A BEARD! 82 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:59,455 - I DO? 83 00:02:59,489 --> 00:03:02,078 - YOU SURE LOOK GROWN UP WITH THAT NEW BEARD. 84 00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:03,390 - WOW. 85 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:04,874 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 86 00:03:04,908 --> 00:03:06,772 - AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GROWN-UPS 87 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,809 NEVER PLAY WITH KIDS. 88 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,224 AND ON THAT NOTE, 89 00:03:10,259 --> 00:03:11,984 I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY COMMEND 90 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:14,642 THE SEA STAR FOR TAKING HIS FIRST BABY STEPS 91 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:17,266 INTO THE ADULT WORLD. 92 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,957 FACIAL HAIR IS A GOOD START, I SUPPOSE. 93 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:21,684 - I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW 94 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:25,274 WHAT MATURE PEOPLE LIKE SQUIDWARD DO. 95 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:27,034 WOULD YOU SHOW ME? 96 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,035 - SHOW YOU? 97 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:29,692 - SHOW ME, SHOW ME! 98 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,048 PUH-PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA... PRETTY PLEASE? 99 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,073 PRETTY PLEASE? 100 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,074 - [sighs] 101 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:35,284 I KNOW I'M GONNA REGRET THIS. 102 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:37,527 ALL RIGHT, I WILL TAKE ON THIS MISSION. 103 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:39,219 - HOORAY! 104 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,773 - IN THE HOPE THAT A QUIET, GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD 105 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,120 WILL PREVAIL AT LAST, 106 00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:46,709 MOVING ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO PEACE 107 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:48,918 AND BLESSED TRANQUILITY. 108 00:03:48,952 --> 00:03:50,264 A PLACE WHERE AT LAST I CAN... 109 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:52,128 - OH, OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH! 110 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:53,785 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! 111 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:55,590 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH... 112 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:57,306 - WHAT?! 113 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:59,411 - MAY I TAG ALONG AND OBSERVE YOUR INSTRUCTION? 114 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:03,139 - WHY IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I LET YOUTAG ALONG? 115 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:04,841 - BECAUSE MAYBE SOME OF YOUR LESSONS IN MATURITY 116 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,211 WILL RUB OFF ON ME, 117 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,317 BRINGING US TWOSTEPS CLOSER 118 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:09,671 TO A QUIET, GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD. 119 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:12,044 - WOW. THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE. 120 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:13,701 IT MUST BE WORKING ALREADY. 121 00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:14,737 - IS THAT A YES? 122 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,980 - OH, HMM... 123 00:04:17,015 --> 00:04:19,397 LET ME ESCORT YOU TO MY PLACE, 124 00:04:19,431 --> 00:04:20,881 MY GOOD SIR. 125 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:22,676 WE'LL NEED TO START WITH PERSONAL GROOMING 126 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,781 FOR YOUR GROWN-UP MAKEOVER. 127 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:25,782 [snap!] 128 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:27,508 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 129 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:29,717 - WE MAY HAVE TO FIND YOU SOME NEW CLOTHES AS WELL. 130 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,132 - NEW CLOTHES? 131 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,651 - TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR NEW BEARD, 132 00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:35,585 WHICH MAKES YOU LOOK VERY DISTINGUISHED. 133 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,725 - DISTINGUISHED. 134 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,038 - ALL RIGHT! DISTINGUISHED. 135 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,246 - YEAH, HUH, HUH. 136 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,489 - EXCUSE ME. 137 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:45,319 GROWN-UPS DO NOT HIGH-FIVE. 138 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:49,289 - OH, RIGHT. 139 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,913 - [laughing] 140 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,814 [singing video game sounds] 141 00:04:57,849 --> 00:05:01,231 [dramatic music] 142 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:08,238 ♪ 143 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,826 SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 144 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:10,827 HUH? 145 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:11,966 SWEET DUDS, HUH, PATRICK? 146 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:13,002 - THEY SURE ARE. 147 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,037 - AHEM. 148 00:05:14,072 --> 00:05:16,419 - FOR A BABY. 149 00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:19,836 - WELL PLAYED, PATRICK. WELL PLAYED. 150 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:23,046 [peaceful classical music] 151 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:25,325 - MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT AND CANE, SIR? 152 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,534 [mature voice] - WHY, CERTAINLY. 153 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:28,845 - ENJOY YOUR EVENING, GENTLEMEN. 154 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:29,846 - OHHHHH... 155 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:30,916 ♪ HA CHA TA 156 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:32,366 ♪ HA CHA-CHA 157 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:33,747 ♪ RAZZMATAZZ AND A RINKETY DINK ♪ 158 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:35,576 ♪ A RINKADINK A DOODLY DOO ♪ 159 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:37,233 - OH, NO. 160 00:05:37,267 --> 00:05:39,235 [peaceful classical music] 161 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:42,376 - APPETIZERS. 162 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:44,792 - OH, BOY, EATS! 163 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,553 YUM, YUM, YUM. 164 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:50,280 - AND WE ALSO HAVE MILK AND COOKIES. 165 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,730 [crunching] 166 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,594 - OH! ARE THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES? 167 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:55,147 CAN I... - PATRICK! 168 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:57,460 I'M SURE YOU'D RATHER HAVE SOME TETRAZZINI 169 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:59,566 WE GROWN-UPSORDERED, RIGHT? 170 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,189 - DAH... YES, SQUIDWARD. 171 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,846 I'M FRANKLY SHOCKED THEY SERVE 172 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,124 SUCH ELEMENTARY FARE HERE. 173 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,884 - INDEED. 174 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:12,061 AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE PIECE IS THIS LOVELY STATUE 175 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,165 FROM THE REEFAISSANCE ERA. 176 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,513 - BOOOORING. 177 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:16,514 - BORING? 178 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:17,998 - UH, I... NO. 179 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:21,346 I SAID, "FLOOOOOORING." 180 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:26,316 THE FLOORING COMPLEMENTS THE ARTWORK HERE EXQUISITELY. 181 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:28,318 - YES, WELL, I SUPPOSE IT DOES. 182 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:29,803 - BAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! 183 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:33,634 - SPONGEBOB, GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW! 184 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:36,499 - WOW! [whump!] 185 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:37,500 [squeak] 186 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:38,846 [pop!] 187 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:40,261 - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I'M OKAY. 188 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:43,161 REALLY, I'M OOOOOKAY. 189 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:50,893 [splat] 190 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:52,342 THERE. GOOD AS NE... 191 00:06:52,377 --> 00:06:54,206 OH, OH! 192 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:56,864 [horn honks] 193 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,073 [whistling] 194 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:04,562 ALL FIXED, GUYS. 195 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,115 - SECURITY! 196 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:09,670 - PLEASE BE GENTLE. 197 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:11,396 HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. 198 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,649 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET TOSSED OUT ON MY... 199 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:15,331 AAAAAAGH! WOW. 200 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:17,575 [squeak] 201 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:20,992 - PATRICK STAR, I AM VERY PROUD 202 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:22,476 OF WHAT YOU DID IN THERE. 203 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:24,547 YOU KNOW, THAT BEARD WAS THE BEST THING 204 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:26,756 THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 205 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,379 WELL, OTHER THAN ME, OF COURSE, HA. 206 00:07:29,414 --> 00:07:32,935 - THAT BEARD. I MUST REMOVE THAT BEARD. 207 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:34,454 REMOVE BEARD, 208 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,732 RESTORE FRIENDSHIP! 209 00:07:36,766 --> 00:07:38,354 - AND THAT'S WHEN I TOLD THEM, 210 00:07:38,388 --> 00:07:40,321 LOOK, IF I WANTED TO STAND AROUND... 211 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:42,289 - THAT'S IT! 212 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:44,084 IT MUST BE DONE. 213 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:45,430 - SPONGEBOB! 214 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,570 THE ONLY THING THAT MUST BE DONE 215 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:49,054 IS CUTTING THE CORD WITH YOU. 216 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,090 - NO, PLEASE. 217 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:52,506 - LOOK, MR. BABYPANTS. 218 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:55,198 IT IS GLARINGLY CLEAR THAT YOU LEARNED NOTHING TODAY 219 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:56,993 ABOUT HOW TO BE MATURE. 220 00:07:57,028 --> 00:07:58,547 - BUT... - NO BUTS. 221 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:01,032 WE ARE THROUGH ENTERTAINING YOUR COMPANY. 222 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,205 SHALL WE? 223 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,414 - LET'S SHALL. 224 00:08:04,449 --> 00:08:06,693 - PATRICK, DON'T LEAVE ME. 225 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:07,797 [clunk] 226 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,592 - OH. 227 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,007 [panting] 228 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,493 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS? 229 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,529 - YOU'VE ONLY GONE UP THREE STEPS. 230 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:17,393 - WELL, IT FEELS LIKE FOUR. 231 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:18,774 - WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER 232 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,500 THE PINNACLE OF GROWN-UP CULTURE 233 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,260 HERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 234 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:26,954 ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAMED BIKINI BOTTOM OPERA HOUSE. 235 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,339 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 236 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,168 LET'S GO FIND OUR SEATS. 237 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:36,446 [crowd murmuring, instruments tuning up] 238 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,448 - HEY, ALL RIGHT! BOX SEATS! 239 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:39,795 UH, I MEAN, 240 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:42,970 THIS SEAT CHOICE IS MOST MATURE. 241 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:46,491 CERTAINLY MORE SO THAN THAT RAPSCALLION SPONGE, 242 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,458 WHOSE NAME WE SHALL NOT MENTION, 243 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:49,943 WOULD HAVE PICKED. 244 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:54,982 - CERTAINLY. 245 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,121 [grand classical music] 246 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:58,538 - ♪ LA-LA-LA LAAAAAA ♪ 247 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:01,679 [applause] 248 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:05,475 - A MOST EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE. UH... 249 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,823 - OH, OH, IT GETS EVEN MORE THRILLING FROM HERE. 250 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,587 - WHAT THE...?! 251 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:15,451 - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 252 00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:18,558 [change jingling] 253 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,733 - THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET. 254 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:22,734 [crowd gasps] 255 00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:23,735 OOPS, SORRY, WRONG ONE. 256 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,737 [crowd murmuring] 257 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:27,532 AHEM! 258 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,120 [soft classical music] 259 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,880 [beautiful soprano voice] ♪ DEAR FRIEND 260 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:35,575 ♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S ALL OVER ♪ 261 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,301 ♪ AS LONG AS I BREATHE 262 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:41,995 ♪ I WILL CHERISH OUR BOND 263 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:43,444 - TERRIBLE. 264 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,861 - ♪ DEAR FRIEND 265 00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:49,865 ♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S ALL OVER ♪ 266 00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:51,625 ♪ MY HEART BOUNCES ON ROCKS ♪ 267 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,558 ♪ JAGGED AND GRAY 268 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,664 - [whimpering] 269 00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:58,770 - ♪ DEAR FRIEND 270 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:03,533 ♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S ALL OOOOOOVER ♪ 271 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:06,813 ♪ LET'S STAY PALS 272 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:12,094 ♪ WHAT DOOOOOOOOOO 273 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:17,927 ♪ YOU SAAAAAAAAY ♪ 274 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,515 - [sobbing] 275 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,038 - HEY! 276 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,592 HOW'S A SEA URCHIN SUPPOSED TO GET ANY SLEEP 277 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,250 WITH ALL THESE SALTY TEARS FALLING ON HIM? 278 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:33,943 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 279 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:34,979 [boing] 280 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:36,118 'SCUSE ME. 281 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:37,222 COMIN' THROUGH. 282 00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:38,776 HEY, WATCH IT, MISTER. 283 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,502 SAY, LADY, HOW DO I GET OUTTA THIS JOINT? 284 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,677 - EXIT STAGE LEFT IS THATAWAY. 285 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,265 - THANKS, CUTIE. NICE HAT. 286 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,542 - HEY, STOP THAT BEARD! 287 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:48,406 - PATRICK, IT'S NOT A BEARD. 288 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,477 IT'S A SEA URCHIN. 289 00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,134 IT MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON YOUR FACE 290 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,308 UNTIL YOUR TEARS AWOKE IT FROM ITS HIBERNATION. 291 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,794 - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 292 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:58,588 - BECAUSE, MR. PATRICK STAR, 293 00:10:58,623 --> 00:10:59,935 YOU TOLD ME. 294 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,144 - SPONGEBOB! 295 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,560 - PATRICK! 296 00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:07,011 - OH, PLEASE, YOU CAN CALL ME PATRICK. 297 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:10,393 - [cheering] 298 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,948 - [laughing] 299 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,846 - QUIET! HOLD IT! 300 00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,330 STOP IT RIGHT THERE. 301 00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:19,195 I AM ASHAMED AND DISGUSTED BY YOU PEOPLE. 302 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:22,371 I MEAN, DON'T YOU KNOW A TERRIBLE PERFORMANCE 303 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:23,441 WHEN YOU SEE IT? 304 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,271 - YES, WE DO. 305 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,273 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU... 306 00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,665 NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 307 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,655 IT WAS A... 308 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,864 [crowd shouting] 309 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,591 - [laughing] 310 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,938 FOOD FIGHT! 311 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:56,439 [threatening music] 312 00:11:56,474 --> 00:12:04,344 ♪ 313 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:14,630 - SPONGEBOB, WHY AREN'T THOSE ORDERS UP YET? 314 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:18,496 - [growling] 315 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,740 - SPONGEBOB, THE COLLECTIVE BLOOD SUGAR OUT HERE 316 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,225 IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY LOW. 317 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:26,297 WHY ARE YOU GRILLING INDEX CARDS? 318 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:27,298 - SORRY, SQUIDWARD. 319 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,644 I GOT A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 320 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:29,990 I'M PRACTICING MY ORAL REPORT 321 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:31,302 FOR BOATING SCHOOL TOMORROW. 322 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,717 - YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, 323 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,650 STATISTICS SHOW THAT PUBLIC SPEAKING 324 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:37,377 IS THE NUMBER THREE CAUSE OF STRESS, 325 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:38,965 RIGHT BEHIND DEATH AND MARRIAGE. 326 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:40,207 NOW, GET THOSE ORDERS READY! 327 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,244 - OKAY, OKAY! 328 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:45,488 HMPH, WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT PUBLIC SPEAKING, ANYWAY? 329 00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:46,880 YOU JUST STAND IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC 330 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,458 AND SPEAK PUBLICALLY. 331 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,529 IT'S REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I DO EVERY DAY. 332 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,806 [alarm sounds] 333 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,946 [evil music] 334 00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,499 NO BIG DEAL, SPONGEBOB. 335 00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,018 YOU JUST STAND IN FRONT OF 'EM... 336 00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,986 - [growling] 337 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,332 - ALL OF 'EM... 338 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,678 LOOKING... 339 00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,611 AT ME... 340 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:05,957 - [groaning] 341 00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,372 - WITH THEIR EYES! YEEEEOOOOW! 342 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,373 SQUIDWARD WAS RIGHT. 343 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:09,927 PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FRIGHTENING. 344 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,308 - MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? 345 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,241 AH, STAY BACK. 346 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,002 YOU'LL GET YOUR PATTY WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN. 347 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:19,212 [grunts and thumps] 348 00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,939 [glass shatters] 349 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,848 - I NEVER KNEW AN AUDIENCE COULD GET SO PHYSICAL. 350 00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:24,838 [blood-curdling scream] 351 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:25,874 [whang!] 352 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:26,978 [glass shatters] 353 00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,429 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 354 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:30,706 - YA-HOOOO! 355 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:35,090 OW, OW! 356 00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:38,714 - OH, SORRY. WRONG ROCK. 357 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,267 - PATRICK, I WONDER IF YOU'D HELP ME 358 00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:41,510 BY LENDING ME YOUR EYES. 359 00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:42,822 - OKAY. 360 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,306 [screaming] 361 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,101 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN KEEP 'EM. 362 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,481 I JUST WANT YOU TO WATCH ME 363 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,035 WHILE I PRACTICE MY SPEECH UP HERE. 364 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,288 JUST PRETEND YOU'RE A STUDENT AT HIS DESK. 365 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:53,039 - OKAY. 366 00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:55,455 HOLD... HOLD... HOLD ON. 367 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:58,354 I LIKE TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS. 368 00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,253 [screeching] 369 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,741 [screech] 370 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,225 [squeak] 371 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,502 - OKAY, HERE GOES. 372 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,125 BOATING SAFETY I... 373 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,126 - SPONGEBOB! 374 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,713 CAN I HAVE A HALL PASS? 375 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,094 - OH, NOT NOW, PATRICK. 376 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:15,682 JUST SIT TIGHT AND LET ME PRACTICE. 377 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,580 - FINE. - AHEM. BOATING SAFE... 378 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,444 - BORING! NEXT. 379 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:20,559 - PATRICK, YOU'RE KIND OF DERAILING 380 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,861 THE PROCEEDINGS HERE. 381 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,276 UH, JUST FOCUS ON ME, HUH? 382 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,692 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 383 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,730 - SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU... 384 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,837 - [snoring] 385 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,838 - PATRICK. 386 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,598 PATRICK, WAKE UP. 387 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,738 WHAT HAPPENED, PATRICK? 388 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,775 - OH, COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 389 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:40,890 YOU THINK EVERYONE CAN STAY AWAKE 390 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,226 FOR YOUR BORING SPEECH? 391 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,744 - I DON'T KNOW. 392 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,067 DO YOU THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO EXPECT? 393 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,506 - YES! 394 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,335 AND YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR WORSE. 395 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:49,371 - WORSE? 396 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,786 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THINGS 397 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,201 THROWN AT YOU YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 398 00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,306 YOU BETTER BE READY! 399 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,583 NOW, TRY AGAIN. 400 00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,584 - OKAY. 401 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,275 [militant music] 402 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,899 - BOATING SAFETY... 403 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,970 BOATING SAFE... 404 00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,868 - THAT'S IT! 405 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,456 FIGHT THROUGH! 406 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,767 - UGH! AGH! 407 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,528 [panting] 408 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:10,979 PATRICK, NOBODY THROWS PILLOWS IN CLASS. 409 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,497 - SAYS YOU! SPEECH! 410 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,982 - BOATING SAFE... 411 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,500 [girly voice] - SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 412 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,158 WHAT A MESS YOU'VE MADE OF MY CLASSROOM. 413 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,160 - UH, YOU SORTA HAD A HAND IN THAT TOO, PATRICK. 414 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:23,646 - YOUNG MAN, HOW DARE YOU? 415 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,132 - WHAT... A DETENTION SLIP? 416 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,582 - I'M NOT HEARING YOUR ORAL REPORT. 417 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:31,102 - OKAY. BOATING SAFETY... 418 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,207 [shoes squeaking] 419 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,277 [panting] 420 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:34,657 - TRY AGAIN. 421 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,142 - [panting] BOATING... SAFETY... 422 00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:38,696 [crash!] 423 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,318 - COME ON, SQUAREPANTS! 424 00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,113 IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 425 00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:45,289 - PATRICK, SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING. 426 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:50,846 - SPEECH! - WAAAHHH! 427 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,306 - SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! SPEECH, SPEECH! 428 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,332 SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 429 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,827 SPEECH, SPEECH! SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 430 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,508 - PATRICK, STOP! 431 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,061 SOMEHOW, YOUR HELP JUST ISN'T HELPING. 432 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,787 I AM MORE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS ORAL REPORT 433 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,075 THAN I'VE EVER BEEN ABOUT ANYTHING. 434 00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:03,479 [teeth chattering] 435 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:05,171 - YEAH, YOU DO LOOK PRETTY TERRIBLE. 436 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:06,689 - WELL, IF I DON'T DO MY REPORT, 437 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:07,794 THEN I DON'T PASS. 438 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,244 AND IF I DON'T PASS, 439 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,693 THEN I DON'T GET MY BOATING LICENSE. 440 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,626 [sobbing] 441 00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:14,180 - WAIT, BUDDY. 442 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:15,709 I KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR BOATING LICENSE. 443 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,666 YOUR FRIEND THE SQUIRREL GIRL IS REAL GOOD 444 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,116 WITH HER PAWS. 445 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,635 MAYBE SHE COULD MAKE YOU A FAKE ONE. 446 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,499 - NO, PATRICK. THAT'S ILLEGAL. 447 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,294 BUT SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME 448 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:26,847 GET OVER THIS ANXIETY. 449 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,239 SHE'S ALWAYS SPEAKING AT SCIENCE CONFERENCES. 450 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:30,023 SHE'S PROBABLY FULL OF POINTERS. 451 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,612 - YEAH, OR SHE PROBABLY HAS A ROBOT 452 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,097 THAT CAN DEMOLISH THE WHOLE SCHOOL FOR YA. 453 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,826 - WHITE KNUCKLES... 454 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,310 LEAKY PORES... 455 00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:43,209 STOMACH IN KNOTS... 456 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,451 YEP. 457 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,281 IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 458 00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:49,353 SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE AFFLICTED WITH SEVERE ORAL-REPORTITIS. 459 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,424 YOU KNOW, PATIENTS WITH THIS DISEASE 460 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,253 HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO PHYSICALLY EXPLODE. 461 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,634 KERPOW! 462 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,084 - AIEEE! YA YAIII! 463 00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:57,568 - IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN 464 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,328 THAT 85% OF SPEECH-RELATED STRESS 465 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,709 CAN BE ALLEVIATED 466 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:01,824 IF THE SPEAKER IMAGINES THE AUDIENCE 467 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:06,025 IN THEIR UNDERWEAR. 468 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,750 EVERYONE WILL LOOK SO SILLY, 469 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:09,105 YOU WON'T REMEMBER YOU'RE NERVOUS. 470 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:11,064 WHICH IS WHY I INVENTED THESE. 471 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,204 GOGGLES THAT LET YOU SEE PEOPLE IN THEIR UNDIES. 472 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,206 OR I COULD JUST MAKE YOU A FAKE BOATING LICENSE. 473 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,380 - THAT'S STILL ILLEGAL. 474 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,347 GIMME THE GOGGLES. 475 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,763 [thunk] 476 00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,179 - IT'S NOT WORKING. 477 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,432 - WELL, OF COURSE IT ISN'T, SILLY. 478 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,871 I'M ONLY WEARING MY UNDIES. 479 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,838 SEE IF THEY WORK ON PATRICK. 480 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,426 [boink] 481 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,290 - UGH. YEAH, THEY WORK. 482 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:33,155 [cheery pirate music] 483 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,916 - AND THEY WERE NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. 484 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,194 - THANK YOU, BILLY. 485 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,817 THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT REPORT. 486 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,993 NEXT, WE HAVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 487 00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,029 AH-HMM. 488 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,827 - GO ON, BUDDY. 489 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,692 - AHEM. 490 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,693 [gulp] 491 00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:56,351 - WELL, SPONGEBOB? 492 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:58,249 DO YOU HAVE YOUR ORAL REPORT READY? 493 00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,493 - HUH? - THE ASSIGNMENT I GAVE YOU? 494 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:03,358 THE ONE WHERE YOU TALK IN FRONT OF THE CLASS? 495 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:06,050 - OH, YEAH! OF COURSE I'M READY. 496 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,293 I CAN DO IT. 497 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:08,604 [clock ticking] 498 00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:09,605 UM... 499 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,608 [threatening music] 500 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:18,304 ♪ 501 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,754 OH, NO. OH, NO. 502 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:23,274 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 503 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,932 - MRS. PUFF, DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS? 504 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,485 - NO. 505 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,454 ONLY IF YOU WANT TO PASS THIS CLASS. 506 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:34,320 [painfully] - OKAY. 507 00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:38,151 UM, MY REPORT IS ON... 508 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,084 [threatening music] 509 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,913 HEH, MUST BE LAST-MINUTE JITTERS. 510 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:49,948 ♪ 511 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,544 PATRICK, WHERE ARE THOSE GOGGLES? 512 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,029 - HERE, LET ME POLISH 'EM UP FOR YA. 513 00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,755 [crunch] 514 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,205 HERE YOU GO. 515 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,447 - THANKS. 516 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,174 [thunk] 517 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:04,936 - HURRY UP! 518 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,110 - OH! 519 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,217 HA! 520 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:11,115 AH, IT'S WORKING! HA, HA, HA! 521 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,324 [laughing] 522 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,946 - WHAT'S ALL THIS LAUGHING ABOUT? 523 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,258 WELL, SPONGEBOB? 524 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,743 - [laughing] 525 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,193 HOO. 526 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,091 BOATING SAFETY IS THE RESPONSIBILITY 527 00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,586 OF EVERY BOATER IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE... 528 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,957 [fritzing] 529 00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:29,730 - WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 530 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:30,721 GET ON WITH IT. 531 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,205 - DAAAHHH! 532 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,691 - [shouting and complaining] 533 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,245 - THEY'RE ALL STARING. 534 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:40,213 WHOOOOA! 535 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:41,835 - HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 536 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,527 YOU FORGOT THE GOGGLES. 537 00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:45,218 SPONGEBOB, WAIT! 538 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,737 [tires squealing] 539 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,980 WAIT, SPONGEBOB! 540 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,465 - YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BOAT. 541 00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:53,053 SPONGEBOB! 542 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:56,816 - WAIT! 543 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:57,851 SPONGEBOB! 544 00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:01,752 - GET BACK HERE WITH MY BOAT! 545 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,202 - YEA! 546 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,203 YEAH! 547 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,860 [tires squealing] 548 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,759 - [screaming] 549 00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,420 [voices on radio] 550 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,811 - TALK ABOUT A SLOW DAY AT THE OFFICE, HUH? 551 00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,837 - YOU SAID IT, PARTNER. 552 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:19,563 MY BATON'S ITCHING FOR THE NOGGIN 553 00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:21,150 OF A LAWBREAKER. 554 00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:23,636 - [screaming] 555 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,982 [ding] 556 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,087 - OKAY, FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID. 557 00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:28,088 [tires squealing] 558 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,643 [siren blaring] 559 00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,786 SPONGE, PULL OVER. 560 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,271 - I DON'T KNOW HOW! 561 00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:40,239 [siren continues] 562 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,758 - SPONGEBOB! 563 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,071 - AGH! 564 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:47,073 [crash crash wham!] 565 00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:48,833 [whang!] 566 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,456 [tires squealing] 567 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,389 - ALL RIGHT, KID. 568 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:54,011 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 569 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,945 - DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOATING SAFETY? 570 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,706 - BOATING SAFETY? 571 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,330 YES, OFFICER, I DO. 572 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,917 BOATING SAFETY IS THE RESPONSIBILITY 573 00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:06,161 OF EVERY BOATER IN THE WHOLE OCEAN. 574 00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:08,405 EACH BOATER MUST FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATIONS 575 00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,234 STIPULATED IN THE BOATER'S SAFETY HANDBOOK. 576 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,994 LEARN THE MEANING OF ALL POSTED SIGNS. 577 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,169 WHEN CONSIDERING SPEED LIMITS, 578 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:15,688 PAY ATTENTION TO ONE'S SURROUNDINGS. 579 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:16,620 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. RED MEANS NO PARKING. 580 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:17,966 ALWAYS OBEY AUTHORITY FIGURES. 581 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,623 RESPECT THE RIGHTS OF PEDESTRIANS. 582 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,910 ALWAYS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, AND FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF 583 00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,039 WITH ALL SHADES OF CURB. 584 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,937 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 585 00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:25,905 BLAH BLAH-BLAH BLAH. 586 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,596 REMEMBER, BLAH, BLAH. 587 00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:29,367 A MOTOR VEHICLE IS 2,000 POUNDS OF BLAH BLAH. 588 00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:31,220 AND BLAH BLAH, IT'S IN YOUR BLAH. 589 00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,430 - GEE, KID. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 590 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:35,017 - [sniffling] YEAH. 591 00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,468 I NEVER EVEN KNEW SOME OF THOSE THINGS MYSELF. 592 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,504 - AHA! 593 00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,057 FINALLY. 594 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,335 THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW HAS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU. 595 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,509 I GUESS I WON'T BE SEEING YOU 596 00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,649 IN MY DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS 597 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,169 FOR THE NEXT 5 TO 10 YEARS. 598 00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:51,137 [laughing wickedly] 599 00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:52,690 - WAIT, WAIT, MISS CHUCKLES. 600 00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,865 DID YOU SAY YOU WERE HIS BOATING INSTRUCTOR? 601 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:56,453 - YES. WHY? 602 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,076 - UNDER PENAL CODE 26-1, QUOTE, 603 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,217 "THE BOATING INSTRUCTOR IS RESPONSIBLE..." 604 00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,298 - "FOR ANY MINOR'S DELINQUENT ACTIONS 605 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,599 UNDER THAT TEACHER'S CARE." 606 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,359 - UNQUOTE. 607 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,706 I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN, MADAME. 608 00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:11,260 - WHAT? 609 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,434 NO! 610 00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:13,987 [siren blaring] 611 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:16,093 - HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOT OVER YOUR FEAR 612 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,888 OF GIVING AN ORAL TALKING THING. 613 00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:19,061 - HEY, I DID. 614 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:20,373 THANKS, PAL. 615 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:21,443 - OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 616 00:22:21,478 --> 00:22:24,101 YOU FORGOT THESE. 617 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,654 WHOA! 618 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:27,932 OH, THEY REALLY WORK. 619 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,590 - AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 620 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,524 - OH! AGH!